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F—KING LAZY OLD C—KSUCKER F—K
Oh, so NOW you decide to sign, you fucking cockrut? Only now, because you were too fucking old and lazy to actually bother with training camp, you stubbled assgazer? I am supposed to be relieved that...
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh man. Oh God. Oh man. Oh God. Between cat massage and ferrets and watching Big Daddy Drew writhe in misery about the Favre signing, this is possibly my favorite day I’ve ever had on the Internet. I,...
View Article‘Hurrrrrr, What Do I Say Again?’
It’s funny because Brett Favre is indecisive, you see. (thanks to Upstate Underdog) The post ‘Hurrrrrr, What Do I Say Again?’ appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.
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And Thus Did the Favre Goat Saga Come to an End… OR DID IT?
We apologize: we have not covered the Favre goat story in the two whole days it has existed on the Internet. This is due both to our collective Favre fatigue and the inability of our resident...
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Brett Favre Would Like You To See His Love Gun
This is Jenn Sterger, former Florida State fangirl and in-house chew toy sideline reporter for the New York Jets. Today at the Mothership, my boss Daulerio says Sterger was on the receiving end of...
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Hey Media, Ix-Nay on the Avre-Fay
Dear aspiring and established journalists: events and facts should drive a story, not whim and conjecture. So if you could NOT gaze longingly at Mississippi every time a starting quarterback gets...
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Open Wide For Some Soccaaaa! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse
Last fall, Hank Williams, Jr. was famously relieved of his duties of riling up his rowdy friends after he broke invoked Godwin’s Law when talking about Obama. With time on his hands and booze on his...
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HAWT BAWX THIS WICKED VAN – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse
A reader spotted this KSK plate in Boston across the street from Fenway “around game time”. So either there’s a Masshole who is fond of our non-stop bagging on their hometown or someone wants to show...
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ERRMAGERD, TRATTUR – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse
Defensive end Brett Keisel arrived at Steelers camp in an orange tractor that he drove 20 miles along the road, to the surprise of highly Pittsburghish people. For context, Keisel’s nickname is...
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When Nature Strikes, It’s Brett Favre To The Rescue
DAGGONE TORNAYDEES DONE SWEPT THRU MAH TOWN. TORNAYDEES IS POWERFUL SCARY. WHEN DEY WAS BARING DOWN, I RAN INNA MAH CELLAR AND JUMPED UNNER A MESS ‘A BEANBAG CHAIRS. YOU KNOW WHYS I LIKE BEANBAG...
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The Rams Tried To Inflict Brett Favre On Us
Listen up and listen good, Jeff Fisher and Les Snead: I know your season is in the dumps and you’re upset about it. Understandable. That’s no reason to go nuclear and call up 44-year-old, dick-picing...
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FRAN TARKENTON A STOIC HERO TO THE HOPELESS AND DOWNTRODDEN. In a radio interview, the Hall of Fame scrambler of legend called Brittfar’s three-ring retirement circus “despicable” and that he hopes...
View ArticleDID I SAY F–K YOU, BRETT FAVRE? WELL, F–K YOU WITH A CHAINSAW, FAVRE!
FUCK YOU, YOU GREASY FUCKING CUNT. YOU PATHETIC, ATTENTION-WHORING, INDECISIVE SACK OF SHIT. DIE. DIE IN A FIRE. DIE IN A CARBON MONOXIDE LEAK. THANK GOD I NEVER HAVE TO ROOT FOR YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU...
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F—KING LAZY OLD C—KSUCKER F—K
Oh, so NOW you decide to sign, you fucking cockrut? Only now, because you were too fucking old and lazy to actually bother with training camp, you stubbled assgazer? I am supposed to be relieved that...
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Redditors Bought A Brett Favre Brick At The New Vikings Stadium
It’s become common practice (not to mention another effective revenue stream) for an NFL team with a new stadium to give fans the opportunity to purchase a brick for a couple hundred bucks and have it...
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RIP Brett Favre 1969 – 2015
Getty Image Brett Favre died today. So he can’t come back to play in the NFL. Please ignore all erroneous reports of Brett Favre saying he could come back and play in the NFL at the age of 45. Because...
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